Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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