? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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