trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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