I think im going to throw up on grandma
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
