There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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