your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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