stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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