Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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