She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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