Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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