But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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