I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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