Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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