Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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