She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
P.S. I can't hear my feet
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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