okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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