I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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