dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
this hospital has no fireball
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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