So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just want to make out with him forever
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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