grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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