so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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