I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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