She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize