every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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