Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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