I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
