yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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