I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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