I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the day after is always just damage control
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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