I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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