Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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