dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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