in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What a dumb baby whore.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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