big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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