so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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