so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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