So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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