i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
