OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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