Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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