btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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