Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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