Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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