btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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