They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
handjob tips. give me some.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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