My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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