just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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