i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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