Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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