dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i would punch a child for taco bell
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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