In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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