idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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