i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
bring money and cleavage
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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