Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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